On being Janelle

There’s a Facebook meme that’s been going around the past few weeks in which you type your first name into the search field at UrbanDictionary.com and then post the definition the site comes up with on your Faceboof (typo intended) page. Here is how my name, Janelle, is defined. These entries are directly copied and pasted as they are seen on the website. They clearly have me confused with someone else.

1. janelle (please note this is the lowercase version of the name)
A very talkative and social person with an amazing personality.she is very pretty and likes to hangout with the boys although isn’t one of them. she is a great friend and very easy to talk to. someone who is often misunderstood.

I hungout with Janelle today.

2. Janelle
The most beautiful Australian name that ever existed, usually given to beautiful Australian females. common nicknames include Nelly Nel Jan*. Not to be confused with rapper Nelly.

My girlfriend is Janelle and she is so cute!

3. Janelle (I’m trying to figure out if this is a poem)
Shes my everything.
Perfect, no one can ever come close to her.
Smart, she reads the dictionary to me:
Beautiful, when you walk by her, u can just melt away.
Everything you can ever ask for.

Janelle is what i wish for on 11:11.